THE HO-HO COLLEGE Skating the hallways of a diploma mill--
Here's some "degrees," I can have what I will!
I can "major" in anything with credit card or check:
Teaching or history or computer tech.

Developmental psych, finance or chem,
Or sports recreation, fashions for the femme.
Experience from life counts most favorably;
Send them a synopsis so that they can see.

Gushing testimonials, faked graduation day pix,
Orations and papers and success in the mix.
On and on the on-line brochure goes...
No way will I join in this chorus of 'ho's.

~sapphoq  ¶ 1:40 AM