DEAR AUSTRALIA OPEN LETTER TO AUSTRALIA UPON LEARNING THAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO INSTITUTE NO-FAULT IN YOUR FINE COUNTRY.



Dear Australia,

1. NO-FAULT really means: it ain't our fault so we ain't paying.

2. NO-FAULT assumes: an adversarial stance against its own insured.

3. NO-FAULT continues to: send you bills for your premiums while delaying payments to you, its' injured driver, for as long as freakin' possible.

4. NO-FAULT hopes: you die in severe pain while waiting.

Sincerely,

-spike q the bloodthirsty  ¶ 4:28 PM